Like my stripe-y sunburn?
The shoes that caused it… (though mine are lighter pink)
…Also, pedicures are no match for camping.
3) If you scream like horror-flick blonde, you will get made fun of around the campfire
In my defense, someone had seen a SNAKE in that general area the day before. And I heard a scary noise in the bushes behind me. The fact that it turned out to be a bird and not actually a man-eating serpent isn’t relevant.